Poop Slope

Union Between 7th and 8th: Opposite Land

2012-01-24T21:56:00.000-05:00

On First Street near 8th Ave.

2012-01-05T09:42:00.002-05:00

This is great.

Moron Union St near 8th Ave

2011-12-25T20:29:00.000-05:00

It is clear that this tree pit is maintained by the people who own the property nearest to it.

A First Amendment Remedy on First Street: The Museum of Dog Poop.

2011-12-23T05:54:00.001-05:00

Over on First Street someone is getting tired of a lazy dog owner.

Lets hope this does not become a Forth Amendment thing.

8th Between Carroll and Montgomery

2011-12-23T05:46:00.000-05:00

Dogs can't read, but their owners should.

Union St near 8th Ave.

2011-12-22T08:23:00.001-05:00

A perfect place to leave your dog's shit, NOT!

Some pet owner had to let their dog climb over this fence to leave this dump.

Could it be any clearer that this in an inappropriate place to do that?

The curb is about a foot away.

The sign is about 2 feet away.

The tree pit itself is clearly maintained by the residents of the closest home

In the Spring people are going to put their hands in this soil to plant new flowers.

1st Street Between 8th and PPW

2011-12-16T05:57:00.001-05:00

It has been recently reported here and here that other residents of Poop Slope are tired of their neighbors leaving their dogs poop all over their sidewalks.

I took a walk over to First Street.and made a poop-collage. I really doubt that anyone walks over to this block to walk their dog, so it must be a resident of 1st Street between 8th and PPW who is leaving their dog's poop on the sidewalk.

Be prepared for updates.

Meanwhile in Riverside Park

2011-12-15T05:45:00.001-05:00

The dog run is not enough.

A Land-marked Fence, covered in shit

2011-11-23T05:46:00.001-05:00

The Montauk Club is a Land-marked building, so it the fence that goes around it. It was recently repaired.

Some dog owners just don't care.

The Montauk Club is a Land-marked building, so it the fence that goes around it. It was recently repaired.

On 8th Between 3rd and 4th

2011-10-31T05:28:00.001-04:00

An otherwise pretty Fall snow

Carroll between Smith and Hoyt

2011-10-13T14:21:00.000-04:00

Not Park Slope, but ironic.

2011-08-24T07:00:00.002-04:00

This is priceless.

2011-07-02T05:54:00.000-04:00

This if for real

I am pissed

2011-05-27T07:38:00.003-04:00

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Oh, I’m beyond pissed!

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2011-05-25T05:27:00.000-04:00

From Passive-Aggressive Notes.com

Caught in the act

May 23rd, 2011 · 74 comments

This bulletin board display from Louisville, Kentucky comes to us via Annie in Colorado, who adds: “I can’t help but feel sorry for the poor dogs caught popping a squat!” (Don’t worry, Annie. As you can see, I’ve taken steps to protect the identities of the canines pictured.)

Maybe it’s the classic crazypants handwriting, but I when I try to envision the creator of this display, the first image that comes to mind is one of those cop-show scenes where they bust in and find a room obsessively wallpapered with photos and maps and newspaper clippings documenting some big (or in this case, not so big) conspiracy theory.

But who knows? Maybe this guy is starting a new fetish mag and just wants to track down these dogs to pay their modeling fees or…something.

Justice

2011-05-20T07:26:00.002-04:00

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5th ave and 3rd Street

2011-04-02T20:53:00.000-04:00

Looks like someone already stepped in it.

In front of Gersh Kuntzman house

2011-03-28T15:53:00.000-04:00

for the rest of the story go here

On 3rd Street between 5th and 6th Ave.

2011-03-18T16:48:00.000-04:00

Everywhere in Poop Slope

2011-02-06T14:03:00.001-05:00

The snow is full of layers of shit. When it melts......

I just think this is funny

2011-01-21T21:23:00.000-05:00

http://failblog.org/2011/01/21/epic-fail-photos-oddly-specific-stop-playing-fetch-here/

Submitted by: Unknown

On President St, Near 7th Ave

2011-01-09T07:05:00.000-05:00

Also submitted to Passive Aggressive Notes.com

My whole blog is a Passive Aggressive Note

Merry Christmas from the corner of 5th and Union

2010-12-25T13:09:00.000-05:00

Lots of crap on President Street from 7th to 8th

2010-12-17T12:23:00.000-05:00

Maybe one dog owner can ruin an entire block for everyone else

On Garfield near 7th Ave.

2010-12-04T21:31:00.000-05:00

Why do people have to buy and install signs like this on their property.

Dog diarrheal on 7th and President

2010-11-24T09:14:00.000-05:00

I don't care how sick your dog is, you should treat the sidewalk (and the rest of the world) as if it was your living room. Why should people have to walk through this crap and drag it back into their homes.

Come on, this shit was left just a few feet from a crosswalk.

On 2nd St near 6 Ave

2010-11-11T07:10:00.000-05:00

Good thing this dog owner put it in a bag

From my friends at Passive Aggressive Notes.com

2010-11-10T05:42:00.000-05:00

From my friends at Passive Aggressive Notes.com

Did you want a doggy bag for those leftovers, sir?

November 8th, 2010 · 56 comments

Our submitter says this isn’t the first time her father has put up this display in his front yard…proving, I guess that some people will go through a lot of shit just to make a point. (Meanwhile, the neighborhood dogs and dog owners continue to go about their business.)

On Berkeley St near 8th Ave

2010-10-25T14:01:00.000-04:00

On Carroll near 7th

2010-10-12T20:01:00.001-04:00

On Carroll near 8th

2010-10-01T14:23:00.000-04:00

The rain can't even wash that away

From Fail Blog

2010-09-15T06:53:00.002-04:00

On Union Street near the Farmer's Market

2010-09-12T08:00:00.000-04:00

A great way to ruin a Saturday morning.

On President St, Near 8th Ave

2010-07-01T17:18:00.001-04:00

I feel bad for the (REAL) child that might have stepped out of that minivan

10 feet away there were wild dogs.

2010-05-30T08:26:00.001-04:00

On 8th ave near 4th Street

2010-05-24T09:08:00.000-04:00

I don't know why do owners assume that their dog has a right to pee on another living thing.

Even in Manhattan

2010-05-24T07:02:00.002-04:00

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/24/nyregion/24diary.html

Dear Diary:

The following happened in late March on Third Avenue and 92nd Street.

That morning, I was walking toward the bakery where I usually buy my breakfast scone. A bakery worker was standing outside the door, holding a large, unwieldy tray of pastries and looking steadily at me.

“Can I open the door for you?” I asked.

“I’m just watching you step in dog poop,” he replied. And he was, as I did.

Joan Platt

What should they do with their crap?

2010-05-17T10:41:00.001-04:00

I spent 5 hours in Prospect Park on Sunday, May 16. From Noon to 5pm, all the time I was in the middle of the long meadow.

Most dogs were leashed, may were not.

3 people were barbecuing around us. We were not in a "designated area".

Tons of people were biking on the sidewalk.

Some people were drinking wine and beer.

Unauthorized vendors were selling ices.

Look up, the trash was never picked up.

The cops drove by a few times (on the sidewalk in a giant van with their windows rolled up). The did not care. No "crimes" were being committed. I guess getting out of their van would have meant giving out summons and then the "crime rate" in Prospect Park would go up.

So why should anyone pick up their dog's crap, there is nowhere to put it.

But it is not just about poop......

It is now wonder groups like MIH Ventures do what ever they want in Prospect Park

On the Corner of 7th and President.

2010-05-06T21:32:00.000-04:00

This was 8:30am. I wonder how many REAL Children had to step in this on their way to school

On Union, near 7th Ave

2010-05-03T16:51:00.000-04:00

On 7th Ave between President and Carroll

2010-04-27T08:59:00.000-04:00

This is what happens when you encourage dogs in parks

2010-04-19T06:50:00.002-04:00

Maybe I might want to sit under that tree.

Probably the same filthy dog owner on 8th near Union

2010-04-19T06:45:00.000-04:00

Someone had a Shitslide on 8th between Union and President

2010-04-08T06:24:00.002-04:00

On Berkeley St near 8th Ave

2010-04-02T22:36:00.001-04:00

Union Street is still a mess

2010-03-27T14:29:00.000-04:00

In font of the Garden of Union. I guess some people care about their world and some don't

If this guy wants to get to his bike at the Union Market, he has to stop over this bag of shit.

Prospect Park West from Grand Army Plaza to Bartel Prichard Square

2010-03-04T14:14:00.000-05:00

It is about a mile long and now that the snow is melting in looks like a pasture. I could have taken a hundred photos, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

On President St, Near 8th Ave

2010-02-08T09:27:00.000-05:00

This new tree was planted within the past few years and this dog owner let is dog climb over the fence to poop.

The thing is that the people who live in the coop that is next to this tree get down on their hands and knees and planted the little shrubs. They also regularly maintain the tree pit with mulish.

The owner of the dog who left their crap there probably lives on the same block.

Sad

They have to beg on 1st Street between 6th and 7th Ave

2010-02-02T23:04:00.000-05:00

But it does no good. This poop was left about 15 feet away

President Street between 7th and 8th

2010-01-31T14:18:00.000-05:00

2 poops, one doge owner.

More Poop on Union Street between 4th and 5th

2010-01-21T14:01:00.000-05:00

But it looks like one homeowner has had enough!

On 8th Ave FROM President to Union St

2010-01-09T07:14:00.000-05:00

One dog owner can mess up an entire block

On Butler near Sterling

2010-01-05T05:23:00.000-05:00

In front of a nice building with an awning there are three young trees. Each tree has a "Please Curb Your Dog" sign.

On 4th Ave between Union and President

2010-01-03T07:39:00.000-05:00

This selfish dog owner does not care if you need a job.

Same spot on Union between 4th and 5

2009-12-21T12:59:00.000-05:00

Must be the same selfish dog owner

On Union Street Between 4th and 5th

2009-12-10T06:51:00.000-05:00

From a friends FaceBook

2009-11-30T10:33:00.002-05:00

On Union St Between 5th and 6

2009-11-28T19:53:00.001-05:00

Actually in front of the "Union Hall" bar. I guess everyone coming out of the pub last night cleaned it up with their shoes.

Actually in front of the "Union Hall" bar

In front of the CitiBank on 7th Ave & President St

2009-11-27T11:19:00.002-05:00

Looks like 2 different dog owners left their poop. Often vendors sell stuff in front of the bank. Notsomuch.

Next to Greew-Wood cemetery

2009-11-22T18:24:00.002-05:00

Someone's loved one is berried on the other side of that fence.

Look what an off leash pet did......

2009-11-13T16:16:00.000-05:00

Maybe the sign is not big enough.

2009-11-10T21:21:00.001-05:00

On President St, from 7th to 8th Ave.

2009-11-10T08:57:00.001-05:00

The first photo shows that a dog owner left it on a freshly seeded tree pit. Could these all be from one dog owner?

My letter to the Prospect Park Alliance (Update)

2009-11-07T11:05:00.005-05:00

This morning at 8 am I met some friends at Grand Army Plaza to do some jogging in Prospect Park. Not wanting to get separated we decided to run on the paths around the fields. We stayed on the road past the Long Meadow. There were hundreds of off leash dogs there. It would have been impossible to jog around that path and it would have been imaprotate on our part. This was a place for off leash dogs, nothing else.

So we jogged over the the ball fields were dogs are not allowed. This was a problem, there were about 50 dogs on the ballfields and the paths that surround them. About half of them were off leash, many were on leashes that were well over 10 feet long.

There are ample signs about leashes and dogs on the ballfields, but so many dog owners thing the rules do not apply to them. Many dogs were running across the path with no owner is sight. Dogs were also allowed to defecate on the grass. Later children will play sports on that same grass.

Who is responsible for enforcing the leash law in Prospect Park?

Thank you in advance

Winston Smith

I got a responce

Thank you for bringing this matter to our attention. Off-leash hours are from 5 – 9am and 9pm – 1am in the Long Meadow, Nethermead and Peninsula Meadow, so 8am is ok, but they should not be in the road itself (Center Drive) off-leash. In addition, dogs are not allowed on the ballfields themselves and must be on a leash 6’ or shorter during non off-leash hours.

I will forward your email to our Chief and Deputy Chief of Operations for Prospect Park and ask that this matter be looked into.

Thank you for your interest in Prospect Park.

Emails, phone calls and letters might get some enforcement.

2009-10-23T07:08:00.002-04:00

2009-10-23T07:02:00.002-04:00

I Love the New York Times

2009-10-01T21:31:00.003-04:00

Dear MadamBomb

Regarding your childish comment: “If you don’t like it, get out.”

Are you directing this toward the minority of dog owners who don’t like the law about cleaning up after their pets or who don’t like the leash laws?

Or are you directing it at those people who don’t like people who allow their dogs to do those things?

I am a dog owner, who loves my dog. But I love my 3-year-old child more. I should not have to worry about my child falling into dog feces and urine if he happens to stumble on the sidewalk.
— cynthia
88. October 1, 2009 5:16 pm Link
1. Mineva,
In New York City, it’s the LAW, not etiquette, that your “curb your dog.” That means, your dog “does his business” in the street next to the curb. That way the machine that cleans the streets will clean up the litter. When your dog’s litter is on the sidewalk or against a tree or lamp post. A person has to handle it.
1. — cynthia
89. October 1, 2009 6:10 pm Link

Have others also noticed that when “responsible” dog owners “pick up” after their pets, a visible residue still remains? The “responsible dog owner” is a contradiction in terms in this environment.
And practically no one at all CURBS their dog, as noted by cynthia. We have 30,000 police officers in NYC, but they have all apparently been instructed to ignore this type of lawlessness (if they ever venture out of their patrol cars). Extensible leashes should also be banned, and the ban enforced, since these are more than the 6 feet long specified by law.
These laws were passed for a reason. Dog owners don’t like to be ‘inconvenienced’? Well, neither do non-dog owners, who are constantly subjected to owners’ inconsideration and selfishness. The cluelessness of these owners is absolutely incredible, as demonstrated by their comments here.
— Frank

ut expanding the off-leash hours rule into parks that currently don’t have designated 9-9 offleash areas? I think the off-leash policy is wonderful as it keeps our dogs exercised and socialized, and had improved park security as well as built community bonds.
— Orrin Tilevitz
91. October 1, 2009 9:39 pm Link

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@ #90

The off-leash policy is restricted from 9pm to 9am so that REAL children can exercise and socialize in the open grassy areas of public parks.
— Winston Smith

On the Long Meadow

2009-09-08T08:34:00.003-04:00

There were no off-leash dogs, but one dog owner left his poop behind.

Near the Oriental Pavilion in Prospect Park

2009-08-07T06:48:00.000-04:00

This guy just walked away when he finished grooming his dog.

Oh, what a cute dog.

Oh, what a mess you left in the park.

Union, between 7th and 8th

2009-07-26T06:37:00.000-04:00

I guess a bag of poop is not so good for the people sorting recyclables.

8th Ave between Union and President

2009-07-26T06:35:00.000-04:00

Nice flowers

So What am I supposed to do.

2009-07-23T22:33:00.000-04:00

I was walking to my house last night, about 9pm. Not many people around. On the corner this guy is training his dog. I don't know maybe he is teaching it right from left. It has nothing to do with me. It is a little dog, maybe a puppy or a puddle. Whatever.

There is no leash in sight.

I give the guy and his dog a much space as possible. I just want to get home.

As I turn the corner the dog jumps on my leg.

I shuck it off and the guy grabbed it and apologized.

What the Fuck. How did I know that thing was not gonna bit me.

If I woulda kicked it, I would have been the bad guy.

Can't this guy find some private place or go to off leach or something.

Union St near 8th Ave

2009-06-25T22:30:00.000-04:00

Anyone getting of the back door of the bus is gonna step in it

On the set of Date Night in the middle of Prospect Park

2009-06-19T22:25:00.000-04:00

I watched a women let her dog pee on this tarp that partially covered a piece of movie equipment. She stood still and allowed her dog to pee she just watched.

Next to the set of Boardwalk Empire

2009-06-14T21:25:00.000-04:00

On Plaza St near the entrance to the IRT. The crew put tape around the poop. It is gonna stay there till it rains.

I went to look at the Statue of Liberty

2009-06-13T12:59:00.000-04:00

And this is what I saw

Is a bag of poop better than a poop on the sidewalk?

2009-06-06T19:01:00.000-04:00

I hope this guy drives alone

This tree was just planted

2009-06-06T06:06:00.000-04:00

A bag of cat poop on the corner of 5th and Union

2009-06-01T10:14:00.000-04:00

This pet owner walked out of their house with this a left it like 3 feet from a pail.

Who knows how many more appropriate places this could have been disposed of.

On President near 8th

2009-05-28T17:12:00.000-04:00

A bag of crap. Somebody went to the effort of putting the crap in a bag, but left it on the sidewalk. That I can't figure out.

On Union between 7th and 8th

2009-05-26T14:11:00.000-04:00

Nice garden! NOT

On Union St, between 8th and PPW

2009-05-23T19:47:00.000-04:00

Not far from the Farmers Market

On 4th Ave near Warren St.

2009-05-17T19:11:00.000-04:00

Just out side a resturant

2 Poops along Washington Ave

2009-05-15T16:24:00.000-04:00

The first was near Montgumary St. About 15 feet from the sign below. I know dogs can't read, but apparently somebody thought dog owners could.

The next poop is just outside of Dr Ronald McNair Park. I made a great effort to not photograph any of the children that were playing whiten feet of the poop, wich was about 5 feet from the sigh.

Two more poops

2009-05-13T12:48:00.000-04:00

In front of the Garden of Union on Union St near 4th Ave.
And more in front of the Garden of Union. Looks like a "go to" spot for some dog owner
On Prospect Park West near 15th St

On President St, near 8th Ave

2009-05-13T09:56:00.000-04:00

The photo was taken in the morning, it looks like it was there all night.

On First Stteet Near 7th Ave (Next to PS 321)

2009-05-12T16:47:00.000-04:00

Right outside the school. Even if the owner cleaned it up that would have been nasty. The smell would have gone into the windows.

On Bergen Near Court St

2009-05-10T13:44:00.000-04:00

What kind of person leaves this in front of someones gate.

Advice from other pet owners

2009-05-08T21:02:00.000-04:00

Maybe a little funny

2009-05-08T20:48:00.000-04:00

It is not just PoopSlope

2009-05-06T18:01:00.000-04:00

JenLouie.com » Dog Poop

The corner of 7th Ave and Garfield

2009-05-05T12:50:00.000-04:00

Everybody is on theier way to school and some jerk leave thier dog'g crap on the corner. It must have been fresh when I saw it on my way to PS321 because on the way back it was mush.